Killer Komodos

CNN is reporting that Komodo dragons are eating people! It is time we, the people fought back. Much as our great grandfathers slayed dragons, so too shall we! But alas, they are an endangered species and have rights. Apparently that includes the right to eat the rare Sienna Chilaquile! Here is a depiction of this atrocity. Don't let this happen to your breakfast! Don your chain mail and join me in the ultimate battle of good vs evil.

The past is the future

Well, while sitting here bored and sober, I figured I may as well look up my family tree on the Internet. I was astonished to discover this graph. According to this chart 100% of my family were farmers! Hey "general public" suck it!

Tear Water Tea

This series is a tribute to Amy Dials and the children's book "Owl at Home." In the story, as far as I could tell from David's retelling and a few pages captured on flickr, the owl decides that it's thirsty and really wants some tear water tea. Of course the only way to make tear water tea is to cry into a teapot by recalling sad events. One example was of a wooden spoon that fell behind the oven, out of reach. A sad story indeed. This tale led me to recall a recent night at Chin Yen, a "lounge" attached to a nearby Chinese restaurant. On this particular occasion I captured this rare photo of Amy, looking rather forlorn. David and I of course took it upon ourselves to reenact this painful photo shoot. At the end of the day, we each made our own brand of tea water tea. Amy's tears filled an entire 40 oz! David, the least sad, could only fill the tiniest tea pot in China. I think I filled about half a Cuisinart.




Oh, I almost forgot! Check out this brilliant site for another recent animal photoshop!

Uno

Oh man, beagles are totally my favorite dog. And Uno, the first beagle to win best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club Show, is a total badass.

Just some creepy dancing babies

Cats pt 2

Update: It is true! Cats eat faces! Seen here is Anna's cat, Bible, after she ate part of my face off: