Killer Komodos

CNN is reporting that Komodo dragons are eating people! It is time we, the people fought back. Much as our great grandfathers slayed dragons, so too shall we! But alas, they are an endangered species and have rights. Apparently that includes the right to eat the rare Sienna Chilaquile! Here is a depiction of this atrocity. Don't let this happen to your breakfast! Don your chain mail and join me in the ultimate battle of good vs evil.