This cat Neera

I often wonder what my cat thinks about all day. I've come to the conclusion that she spends 33% of her day thinking about food and all the ways she can trick me into feeding her more of it. Another 33% thinking about birds and what a bitch I am for not letting her go outside to chase them. She probably spends about 4% of the day pooping, either inside the litterbox or near the bathroom door hoping I will step in it in the middle of the night. And I'm pretty convinced she spends the other 30% dreaming about what a badass she is. This photoshop details one such dream wherein she learns how to use a computer and clone her badass self.