Something Anna Told Me

I spent a lot of time with Anna last weekend, and she told me some things. One of those things I found particularly disturbing. According to Anna, cats eat their owner's faces when they die. She claimed dogs wouldn't touch you, but a cat, a cat would savor every leathery morsel. I of course called bullshit on this one and said we'd take this up on the internet. Well, I googled "cats eating dead face" and Anna, we'll have to settle this with our fists because there's no definitive answer. However, I have been awoken several times this past week by a gentle gnawing on my cheek bones: a subtle threat? Perhaps.
Here is a commemorative LOLZ I made of my face-eater, Neera.